Q: Why did the eBay Powerseller cross the road?
A: Who knows, why do they bother doing anything?
Q: What do you call a diligent, hard working and sensitive eBay Powerseller?
A: A rumour.
Q: What’s the difference between an eBay Powerseller and a yoghurt?
A: A yoghurt has more culture.
Love ‘em really.